Swami Eric
| Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad. Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturdays. Christian Science: There is no shit, it is all in your mind. Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment to show you some of our shit? Creationism: God made all shit. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. Satanism: Sneppah this! Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happening. Existencialism: What is shit anyway? Atheism: I can't believe this shit! Nihilism: No shit. Ramana: Enquiry .... Is this really shit? Ramesh Balsekar: Shit is God´s will. Gangaji: All is shit, stop, stand still, do nothing Papaji: Shit where? There is enlightenment! Kiran: You don´t need to make effort, the shit just happens. Krishnamurti: See with me, where is the origin of this shit? Sw Nothingness: This shit is nothing, see the other one! Gourasana, Kalindi & The Lady: Pray God to bring up all your shit, feel it and let it go so that you can go home. Osho: Shit happens... celebrate. Shit doesn't happen... celebrate. Vew: Puppetji - What is Sacred? |
