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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them
World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,and milk
themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
A HINDU CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who
reported the numbers.
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 :: COSA CI
FAI CON 2 VACCHE?
SOCIALISMO:
Hai 2 vacche. Il tuo vicino ti aiuta ad occupartene e tu dividi il latte con
lui.
COMUNISMO: Hai 2 vacche. Il governo te le prende e ti fornisce il latte secondo
i tuoi bisogni.
FASCISMO:
Hai 2 vacche. Il governo te le prende e ti vende il latte.
NAZISMO:
Hai 2 vacche. Il governo prende la vacca bianca e uccide quella nera.
DITTATURA:
Hai 2 vacche. La polizia te le confisca e ti fucila.
FEUDALESIMO:
Hai 2 vacche. Il feudatario prende la metà del latte.
DEMOCRAZIA:
Hai 2 vacche. Si vota per decidere a chi spetta il latte.
DEMOCRAZIA RAPPRESENTATIVA:
Hai 2 vacche. Si vota per chi eleggerà la persona che deciderà a
chi spetta il latte.
ANARCHIA:
Hai 2 vacche. Lasci che si organizzino in autogestione.
CAPITALISMO:
Hai 2 vacche. Ne vendi una per comperare un toro ed avere dei vitelli con cui
iniziare un allevamento.
CAPITALISMO SELVAGGIO:
Hai 2 vacche. Fai macellare la prima e obblighi la seconda a produrre tanto
latte come 4 vacche. Alla fine licenzi l'operaio che se ne occupava accusandolo
di aver lasciato morire la vacca di sfinimento.
CAPITALISMO ALLA BERLUSCONI:
Hai 2 vacche. Ne vendi 3 alla tua società quotata in borsa utilizzando
lettere di credito aperte da tuo fratello sulla tua banca. Poi fai uno scambio
delle lettere di credito con una partecipazione in una società soggetta
ad offerta pubblica e nell'operazione guadagni 4 vacche, beneficiando anche di
un abbattimento fiscale per il possesso di 5 vacche. I diritti sulla produzione
del latte di 6 vacche vengono trasferiti da un intermediario panamense sul
conto di una società con sede alle Isole Caiman posseduta
clandestinamente da un azionista che rivende alla tua società i diritti
sulla produzione del latte di 7 vacche. Nei libri contabili di questa
società figurano 8 ruminanti, con l'opzione d'acquisto per un ulteriore
animale. Nel frattempo hai abbattuto le 2 vacche perché sporcano e
puzzano. Quando stanno per beccarti diventi Presidente del Consiglio.
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